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Welcome To Dildoes UK

Ever felt like your life was missing something? Like there was something incomplete that you can’t put your finger on?

Well, we have the perfect solution – dildos

That’s right, dildos are the perfect way to spice up your sex life and give it that extra oomph! Whether you’re a solo pleasure-seeker or a couple who are looking to add a bit of extra fun into your bedroom antics, then there is nothing like a huge collection of dildos to take your naughtiness to another level.

What are Dildos?

When you think of dildos, you may picture a boring old plain Jane phallus-shaped sex toy but the world of modern dildos is far more exciting. While at their core, all dildos are used for masturbation and penetration, there are so many different dildo features and capabilities to keep in mind when choosing your new sex toys. 

Dildos come in all shapes, sizes and designs, from giant realistic dildos with the veins, balls and bulging head of a real cock, to ovipositor dildos that lay alien eggs inside your holes. There are dildos with vibration capabilities, suction cup bases, and even double-ended dildos that you can share with your partner. 

Dildos are also made from a range of materials including medical-grade silicone, stunning glass and stainless steel. Each of these materials provides different sensations and sexual experiences and opens the door for all kinds of experimentation.

All of this means that no matter what kind of pleasure you’re looking for, there is a dildo out there just waiting to be discovered!

What are Dildos Used For?

Dildos can provide immense pleasure both for masturbation and partner play. Some people wrongly think that dildos are simply penis replacements but they are far more than that! Dildos allow users to explore their bodies in totally new ways and discover new sensations and pleasure spots that they never knew existed. 

You can use dildos for every kind of solo play, completely negating the need for a partner and all the baggage their penis comes with. Alternatively, dildos are perfect for adding new dimensions to partner sex and can be used for DP, roleplay, gender switching and just good old rumpy-pumpy!

If you love seriously deep penetration, there are extra long dildos that can reach all your hidden depths. Enjoy a little anal play? There are specially designed anal dildos with tapered shafts and flared bases which are perfect for a little backdoor naughtiness. 

What are the Different Types of Dildos?

This is where things get really exciting. Gone are the days when a dildo was just a smooth plastic phallus or even a sad replica of a real penis. Nowadays, dildo technology is seriously cutting edge with innovative new designs being released year after year. At Dildoes.co.uk, we have an enormous collection of different dildos to fulfil your every desire and fill your every hole and we are adding new dildos all the time (so make sure you check back regularly to see our latest items!). Some of our favourites include: 

Realistic dildos 

Realistic dildos look just like real penises (albeit usually much bigger!) and come complete with veins, helmets and all! Perfect for those who want something lifelike but don’t want an actual partner present.

G-Spot Dildos 

G Spot Dildos have a curved shape designed specifically for stimulating that hidden pleasure button deep inside women which can lead to seriously powerful orgasms. Can also be used by men for P-Spot stimulation.

Vibrating Dildos

Perfect for clitoral stimulation and for sending sweet internal vibes during penetration, vibrating dildos offer an extra layer of pleasure that regular dildos and real cocks just cannot live up to. Most come with multiple speed and pattern settings so you can customize your vibrator experience for maximum pleasure. 

Anal Dildos

Anal dildos are specifically designed for anal play and usually share classic features like a tapered tip for easy insertion and a flared base to stop them from disappearing inside you (and saving you an awkward trip to A&E). Some anal dildos also come with special features like vibration settings so you can give your ass all the love it deserves.

Fantasy Dildos 

Fantasy dildos take pleasure one step further and allow you to play out all your wildest…fantasies. They are designed to look like mythical creatures with dragon dildos, unicorn horn dildos and Kraken tentacle dildos all enabling you to make your dreams a reality.

Squirting Dildos 

Squirting dildos provide all the wonderful pleasure potential of standard dildos and sex toys but come with an added special feature: they deliver a serious cum shot! That’s right, squirting dildos are specially designed hollow dildos with integrated pumps which can be filled with fake cum lube (or anything else for that matter!) and used for facials, creampies, bukkakes and body shots. Hours of sticky fun.

Strap-On Dildos

The perfect penis substitute (or an extra penis for double the fun), strap-on dildos are great for partner play, role reversal and DP. As their name suggests, strap-on dildos are strapped onto your body so you can pump away just like the real thing. 

How to Order Your Brand New Dildos

Of course, you may have some questions about how and when your brand new dildos will arrive (nobody wants their postman delivering a two-foot-long, penis-shaped parcel!) But don’t worry, Dildos.co.uk has taken care of everything!

We offer a range of secure payment options to make purchasing as easy and safe as possible and discreet, speedy delivery on all orders. This will guarantee that you get your new dildos in perfect condition and that you won’t have nosy neighbours peeking over their fences to get a look at your new toys.

We also offer free 48 hour delivery on all orders over £50 so there has never been a better time to start building your own dildo collection. Browse our full range of amazing dildos and choose your favourites today. Have fun!

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